Sniffles the clown

So last week I had to file a gazillion papers - craft ideas, but mostly hundreds(seemed like that much) of flyers and letters and promotional pamphlets and postcards from programmers. The scariest one I came across was a full color(frighteningly brilliant and bright) postcard from Waffles the Clown. I would have preferred Crusty. This guy's name alone freaked me out. I don't like clowns that much...but lately, what with my nose sniffling, I've decided if I were to be a clown that would be my name. It would make a lot of sense, too. Cuz I'd have nasal problems from all the coke I'd be sniffin' what with being dealing with being a CLOWN.anyway.I slept till 1 pm today. I can't remember the last time I did that....but it was cuz I was up till 4 am watching a documentary I rented about a mentally challenged man. It was really good - the first DVD was the original documentary from the 1970s when no one gave a hoot about PCness and he was a retard, and the second DVD was an update 20 years later about what's happened since. If you're ever desperate enuf to spend three hours watching a touching view on a jewish family and the growing independence of their son, go rent Best Boy/Best Man. Tomorrow I'm gonna watch another doc called A Brother's Keeper, it's a "heartwarming tale of murder".Ok ok....so after I woke I got my arse outa bed and showered and dressed and defied my pillow calling out for me and did some errands. I had to return a skirt to a store and of course I bought another, and some pants, and and and. And then Amsel and I were all highschoolish and walked 'round the mall tonite and made up for our childish Sat. night by spending our money at the Xmas tree shoppe. God we're fogies. Then I got all teary in the driveway cuz I miss my old work pals A LOT, and then I thought of lotsa other peeps I miss. Oooh well. So Sniffles it is.

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What an evening! Was a lil late gittin' to pic up the Sauna..so the reservation Amsel put in was given away by the time we got to Osaka, but we were seated in a timely fashion nevertheless. We got a plate of sushi for one,which was a lot and then 2 dishes of some rollies and in her excitement Amsel ordered a second dish of 10 items which we couldn't eat at all, so she took it home...it wasn't cheap either and she was trying to cancel the order but couldn't do it in time. Of course, we DID have room for dessert and it was Mango(really tasted like some sorta peachy vegetable) ice cream for Amsel and the Sauna and tempura green tea for me...the doughy part was nasasstay but the ice cream was good. I dunno about green tea, it's flavor could best be described as icy. There was an incident with the water waiter that I'm too tired to tell right now...but all in all it was an entertaining evening and I will definetly make Osaka another resting place for my ever expanding bootay.I think I caught a cold in my right nostril. I hope it doesn't progress to the state where a plug of tissue is required whilst I sleep.

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....today was fine. Reg. was fine...kids were cute...though I could see the wildness in some of their little eyes. yikes.Had a dizzy spell, but felt better once I was out of the building....Chine Star for dinR and then to Amy's to chat and play with her Adobe Illustrator program. I can't download it onto our computer yet WANH!!!!perhaps I'll finagle a tree out of the packing paper that came with my supply order today...the C-bird will either be greatly impressed or tear it down. I'm still shocked she didn't say anything to me about my cornstalks. They are quite fabulous considering I had to fashion them out of green construction paper- they are almost on the verge of being somewhat realistic enuf to be in the background of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.at least I got anotha paycheck! I'm being very frugal. It's a shock to my system.sleeeeeepy....must git to sleeep so I can be perky tomorry after work for sushi @ Osaka! yumbo

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phewers, today went by fast. I don't even remember whadahell I did before lunch...er...umm...I DO know I sat at a computer and updated flyers gallore after my scrum-diddle-umptious meal. I wish we had more staff computers - we only have one between all(a whopping 3) of us and we all seem to need it at the same time. I think in the new building Yaya will get her own and me and the C-bird will share...which is fine cuz I don't think she uses it too too much. Oh wait! Now I recall whadahell I did b4 lunch - I was on desk duty and weeded a bit. Oh yeah, can I multi-task or wha. Tomorry is registration day and I hope not too many tykes sign up for the programs I hafta do cuz being in a room with 50 peeps and half of them under 3 years...YOWZA!I got a loverly text msg on my phone...can't reveal all the sordid details, but it made me blush..u know who u are!I hear sirens.They're getting louder.I gotta git!

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My life is just a thrilling adventure fit to be captured on the big screen for the masses to flock to in awe and admiration.I had to go to a k-2 open house tonite and 'represent' yo'. It wasn't that bad, I got to set up a table with all our good shite and wear some ladybug wings. And I got a half cup of lemonade. suhweeet. And there were some families there, too, of course. Ok...the wings were the best part. And you're thinkin' I was FORCED to wear'em....but I AM a fairy afterall.